Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I don’t know how that is weird, but it’s awesome anyway
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“Weird” is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
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Wow, no words on the strangness.
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Always one of my favorites 🎃
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I couldn’t watch it through; creepy stuff and me don’t mix 😀
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But I love the Stephen Hawking quote today!
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😀 😀 😀
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I’ve avoided seeing that movie this long. Even blocked out the movie’s name. Why spoil a perfect record? (Gave the post a Like anyway, for the effort. 👻 )
I have seen a couple of yards where the traditional ghosts and skeletons are eschewed in favor of inflatables of that stripey-suit guy from the movie, and Slimer from Ghostbusters. Wonder how many young’n’s really get those!
Almost time for the inflatable Santa, Rudolph, and Frosty at the creche!
(Grumpy mood today. Might be this morning’s dentist visit.)
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My best friend used to live in a town house surrounded by dozens of identical town houses, but I could find hers easily because her next-door neighbors always had giant inflatables on their lawn. They seemed to have one (or more) for every season.
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