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This entry was posted on Monday, November 1st, 2021 at 2:17 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Gotta admit, I resemble ALL these depictions 😱
Courtesy of BlueBird
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Laughing. 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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I relate to all of them! Except the Preparation H on my toothbrush. Haven’t done that one yet.
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Oh, and I don’t play golf. But I have sorta cheated at miniature golf…
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Prep H on a toothbrush? I learned the hard way that those 2 tubes should not be in the drawer.
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Neither have I (yet), but I did once confuse the Prep H with the Vicks VapoRub.
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Using Preparation H when you meant to use Vicks VapoRub wouldn’t be so bad. But using Vicks VapoRub in place of Preparation H… that hurts just thinking about it!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!!
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I so can relate to the knee jokes.
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Yep, you and me both.
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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🙂🙂 Thank you very much for the enjoyment, BoB! xx Michael
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:-)) Thank you, BoB! Have a nice week! xx Michael
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[…] https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2021/11/01/senior-moments-17/ […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Have a giggle 😀
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Thank you Carol anne. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Bluebird of Bitterness provides us with ‘Senior Moments’ – another blog post to laugh loudly. Thanks so much for the fun, bluebird!
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Thank you A. J. ♥️
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You’re very welcome
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