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You have been warned
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
These were just TOO good!
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Whole lotta LOLing goin’ on.
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Mission accomplished!
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I can deal with all the no and don’t here with the exception of no penguins. I draw the line at that.
Love,
Janie
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Amen, sister. That’s a bridge too far.
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Penguinists!
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Great. I love the taxi driver and the no pooping in the rocks. I’ve often wanted to say ‘Why did they need this sign’? But I laughed at every one of them.
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I lifted that photograph from my friend Lady Q, whose daughter is working with refugees who are struggling to adjust to cultural differences over where it is or is not appropriate to answer nature’s call. Unfortunately, the company that made the sign lacked the ability to print the warning in the language of the refugees, so the sign’s utility is, shall we say, limited.
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These are super funny!
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I have to say that London’s got us beat in at least one regard: To my knowledge, there has never been a violent goose in our subway!
These are all so hilarious that I can’t pick a favorite, although I love the giant hammer!
Thanks for the laughs! 😀
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Goose warning???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 O my, gooseness.
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