I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

14 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. Ha! Very funny. Not so funny, if your name is Tim, of course. 🙂

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  2. jenny_o says:

    The one with the electrical doodad floating in the pool is scary!

    I think I’m going to randomly start saying “no donut chicken parking” at people 😀

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  3. V.M.Sang says:

    I think these Can’t brain ones are the best. I always look forward to them.
    The man with the electrical socket in the pool has obviously never played the Tomb Raider game where Lara croft has to cross a room in a sinking ship. It’s full of water, and electrical wires hanging down into the water. You have to get across without landing in the water or you get fried.

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  4. Yes. These always make me feel better about myself.
    On the other hand, it is surprising that we haven’t yet become extinct…

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  5. floridaborne says:

    All of them made me laugh, but…not @$$ cold? Bwahahahaha…

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  6. Linda Lee/Lady Quixote says:

    If I vacuum the yard, maybe that will keep my dogs from getting so dirty when they go outside. Thanks for the great idea, Bluebird!

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  7. trentpmcd says:

    Poor Tim! What did he ever do to Union, NJ? On the other hand, that big white sure has a big smile…

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  8. Nat says:

    Poor Tim!

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  9. It is definitely ass cold here this week. My poor dog just came in looking like a pupsickle.

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  10. Hetty Eliot says:

    That pool one 😵

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  11. mikenet1 says:

    There’s a joke about a guy that vacuums his driveway so his neighbors think he’s nuts and won’t bother him. Also, vacuuming the grass would add to that perception.

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