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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
It really looks like the whole bag of “candy” went bad… I think I will pass. Thanks for being a Guinea pig Mom of no rank. I fervently hope you got paid for your time and revulsion.
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Reading these descriptions almost makes me want to buy a bag, just to see if they really are that horrible. But I will pass. The original candy corn is bad enough.
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“Standard” Candy Corn is bad enough. This kinda reminds me of trying to make a pig look better with lipstick… only with really, really bad coloring and flavoring decisions. E for Effort.
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Reddietician could be one of those self-assured reddit experts who know everything.
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Ok, Ok,
I know that Candy Corn is one of the top hated candies in the world but seriously? I love it! My grandma loves it. I am sorry u guys don’t. Is this a real product?😂😂🤣 I don’t believe it. Sounds delish😋 (I’m JK)
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How could they ruin Candy Corn—well they managed. It’s like chocolate bars now; what is ‘King Size’ today (and priced accordingly) was regular size when I was a kid. But I actually liked the original Candy Corn; it was great for sugar cravings.
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