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This entry was posted on Saturday, December 4th, 2021 at 11:44 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
naughty naughty kitties
haha
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Cats feel no shame lol
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These are so funny. Thanks for the Saturday giggles.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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My comment is more for all your daily funnies. I always enjoy them. Clean and funny. I like your “elegant” ones also. The puzzles would be fun but I too busy to “take the bait” which I would like to do, but I move on. They are a nice challenge for those who love puzzles. Keep up the good work and have a Merry Christmas time.
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Cats just don’t care 😀 Love your kitties-in-sweaters wallpaper.
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That last one had me rolling on the floor. Ziggy got concerned, so he looked. He’s not amused either. 😉 🤣
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Oh, yeah about the stomach. When first recovering from my surgery, Erica kitteh (who is not a lap sitter or cuddly type) thought the very thing to help me heal was to lay down on my aching painful tummy with three glued up holes. Um, NO!!! I spent 7 days trying to keep her off me. Sigh…
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Too bad we cannot hang signs on people to tell us who is who.
Here’s your sigh.
Would help a lot to be able to tell which genders you were talking to.
Have a Happy Christmass and a better New Year.
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A LIVE bat? I think I’d find that much worse than a snake in with the clean laundry.
I had a cat for whom leather was like heroin. SIGH.
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poor kitties
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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These are the best ever!!!!! I know I said that once before, but today I’m “updating.” LOL
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Haha! I love these. Would love to see the cat catch the bat – where do they live anyway!?!
Thanks Bitter Bluebird! 😻
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