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This entry was posted on Monday, December 13th, 2021 at 11:45 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
How we behave toward cats here below determines our place in heaven.
―Robert Heinlein
There would be less childhood obesity if children had to chop wood to keep their smart phones going.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
What a bunch of grumpy tots! Hilarious.
Sharing some more grumpy kids in a vid I did in 2015
The Terrible Christmas Song (0:40)
youtu.be/Typ5lIcjhm4
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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LOL, so cute! So funny, too.
I have a picture of my youngest with the Easter bunny, this big, scary, six foot black rabbit,. She just got mad, put her hands on her hips, and kicked him in the shins.
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I’d love to see that one. 🙂
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Every one is priceless.🎄🎄
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Sent the sisters one to my sister so she could laugh too. I’m the one on the left. She’s the one on the right. We have several photos like this…
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Haha, ny mother always made my sister and I matching dresses for holidays. It was so funny bc I was SO chubby and she was SO slim!
Thanks Bitter Bluebird for all the chuckles here!
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I was eight years younger than my sister — still am, oddly enough — and I idolized her when I was little. I would have loved matching outfits, but it was never an option, since we were so far apart in age.
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I have two younger sisters and when we were 11 (me), 8, and 3, my mother dressed us all alike to go to the NY World’s Fair. I didn’t forgive my mother for months. 😀
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I think I like the “I’m dressed just like my sister” pic best.
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That was my favorite as well.
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Kids react to Santa like they do with clowns. Some love him, but…
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Oh, these are a riot!
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Oh my. I mostly relate to the one of the sisters. I am the older one.
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I’d be scared with a snowman bigger than me looming over me, too.
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Me too. I wonder why some adults never think of how scary things like that can be for little kids.
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Haha! Those are hilarious!
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I love these – especially the children holding the word “joy.” Thanks for the laughs.
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Oh, the sisters one cracked me up! My great grandmother was a seamstress, and when she came for the holidays, would make dresses for my sister and I. They were always lovingly and beautifully made (and our dollies were the best dressed in town because she made them outfits out of the remnants), but there were a couple I hated and ended up wearing twice as Sis was older than me, so I had her hand-me-downs.
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My eldest daughter had a childhood friend in that situation. The girl had an older sister, and a mother who sewed all the time and often made them identical outfits, so the younger girl often had to wear the same outfit for two years.
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I think it was the yellow frocks with mustard coloured blobs on it and detachable collars that were the final straw for me!
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Yikes! Was great-grandma color blind?
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Nah. It was just the pattern on the material. I’ve never liked yellow, especially now unless it’s as nature intended, but I still see the mustard coloured bias binding she stitched on the collars in my nightmares LOL
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I hear you. Yellow is great for chrysanthemums, autumn leaves, crocuses, goldfinches, and parakeets. But if I wear it, I look like I’m suffering from jaundice.
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I love the one with the child scared of the snowman, but feel sorry for the kid, too, lol!
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Yep, me too.
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Am I the only one who thought of the quote (attributed to Edward R. Murrow) that “All babies look like Winston Churchill”?
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