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People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
—Faith Resnick
If you lend someone $50 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Well, they know the true meaning of Christmas!
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Hilarious!
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Who do they think they are? Lol they will sleep anywhere
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Talk about a living Nativity scene…
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Very good title 🙂 And here I thought you were talking about me!
Cats are like that. We all look forward to the day the lion shall lie down with the lamb, but sincerely hope the cat will never befriend a rodent.
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Seems about right. 😀
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And, cats do exaggerate themselves!
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thanks Nancy. ♥️
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My pleasure!❤️
In the spirit of the holiday season, wishing you a Very Merry Christmas! 🕊️
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Love this, love the perfect title!
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