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This entry was posted on Sunday, December 19th, 2021 at 12:12 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
—Ashleigh Brilliant
When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I could roast a turkey.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Precisely … which is why they are equal parts obnoxius and comforting 🙂
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My name keeps getting changed when I comment, to a blog I never use! Catsandotherwildlife is just me, jenny_o 😀
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WordPress can be weird sometimes. 🙂
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The plot for virtually every Christmas movie I’ve ever watched (except “A Christmas Carol”) and even that one had mushy stuff in it a little bit.
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Oughta go right up there with the Hallmark Christmas Movie Drinking Game (shudder). I’ve got enough booze to make it happen, but with my insurance changing (and my desire not to become diabetic from all the sappy, sugary, cheesy music or dialogue or setting), I’m not gonna risk a hospital trip this late in the tax season.
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There’s also the sympathetic best friend, who never ends up getting the guy/girl. 🙂
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Reblogged this on blogging807 and commented:
BLOGMAS 2021, Day20
I think I’ll watch a Christmas movie. Here are the criteria…
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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yesss
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