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This entry was posted on Friday, January 7th, 2022 at 12:08 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
—Ashleigh Brilliant
When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I could roast a turkey.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Thanks! Always nice to plan for the weekend while smiling.
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That really explains a lot about why cheese is so wonderful.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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I love today’s selection, BoB. Do you mind if I borrow a few that really resonate with me?
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Not at all. I borrowed them myself. ♥️
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Hah! Thanks 😀
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“Borrowing” sounds nicer than “stealing.”
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
The wonderful Bluebird of Bitterness offers some cheesy, peripatetic, Friday FUN! 😀
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Thanks Lady Q. ♥️
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So amazing .love it
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I love the failure one. I’d like to print it and bring it to work…
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One of the best yet, and that’s saying a lot!
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As always, thanks for the laughs!
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I have a haiku that adds a grim-smirk twist to #3:
*This is Not Apollo 13*
Is failure an option?
No, it is a given.
But we will still try.
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