My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it

35 Responses to My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it

  1. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Some great tips, courtesy of BlueBird 😂

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  2. People should never, EVER ask me for directions.

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  3. SasjaL says:

    A clean start … 👍

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  4. Laughed out loud at Every. Single. One. 😁 Thanks.

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  5. Grace says:

    Love these to bits…

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  6. 🤣Those were all good. My personal favorite, though, was
    “I sometimes wonder what became of people who asked me for directions.”

    [ Whoa! I just found out my browser has a select-emoji option now. I think that’s new with the latest upgrade, although it might have been there for years and I just didn’t know. 👀 ]

    [ Reverting to hieroglyphics! ]

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  7. The Hinoeuma says:

    I wish I could close my kitchen. Sheesh.

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  8. It hurts when someone you love says mean things! That’s hysterical! Stealing it!

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  9. […] by Jean ReilandJanuary 12, 2022 Comments 0 My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it — bluebird of bitterness […]

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  10. All so funny but the “directions” and “hiding stuff” quips were unexpected treasures.

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  11. Wonderful for me, as i am having a little bit chauvinistic behavior. Lol Thanks BoB! Enjoy a wonderful rest of the week! The half is just done. 😉 xx Michael

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  12. These are great; mainly I love the old-fashioned pictures:)

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  13. Love the comment on putting family’s things where they can’t find it.

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  14. V.M.Sang says:

    The one about hiding things is not far off the truth. When he as a teenager, my son had things all over his bedroom floor. Fed up with telling him to tidy it up. I did it myself. His reaction? ‘Now I can’t find anything. I knew where everything was on the floor. I could see it!’

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  15. ibikenyc says:

    Where do I sign up for that Calorie Refund?! 😀

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  16. Eileen says:

    Wonderful! Thanks for making my day better.

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