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This entry was posted on Saturday, January 15th, 2022 at 12:33 pm and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
—Faith Resnick
I just passed a drug test at work. Although I’m happy to keep my job, I’ll be having words with my dealer.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Awwwww
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My cats crawl into my attic through an air vent.😂 Sometimes they walk on the attic door and their weight is to much and they fall. Other time we hear them calling us.
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Hahaha! Hopefully the door doesn’t come down to head height!
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It does, LOL usually it is at night though and we just hear a bang.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Omg that dryer one, what were they thinking 😫😭
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Whenever the dishwasher is on, my cat will come and lie on the counter right on top of where the dishwasher is, and my mom has a heated blanket with a heated mattress so he loves to sleep there.
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Cats can always find the warmest spots, including our laps. What they might not realize (or, more likely, not care about) is that they warm US up too 😀
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