Winter claims another victim

When the guys got together for poker on Friday night, one of the regulars was missing.

“Where’s Frank?” asked Charlie.

“Back in the hospital,” said Joe. “He had another heart attack.”

“Not again!” said Harry. “What happened?” 

“Well, you know his doctor warned him to avoid strenuous activity,” said Joe. “So when we had all that snow yesterday, Frank didn’t know what to do. His wife can’t shovel ’cause she’s got a bad back, and Frank can’t shovel ’cause he’s got a bad heart. Then that lazy good-for-nothing teenage son of theirs pops up and says, ‘Don’t worry, Dad —  I’ll do all the shoveling.’ Frank had a heart attack on the spot.”

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8 Responses to Winter claims another victim

  1. jenny_o says:
    January 24, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    HAH!! Durn kid 😀

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  2. beth says:
    January 24, 2022 at 1:09 pm

    ha!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. egorr says:
    January 24, 2022 at 1:39 pm

    I break out the snowblower, but… yeah.

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  4. Melanie B Cee says:
    January 24, 2022 at 2:08 pm

    🤣😆😂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. insearchofitall says:
    January 24, 2022 at 2:21 pm

    Yeah, I do understand. 🙂 🙂 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  6. koolkosherkitchen says:
    January 24, 2022 at 2:59 pm

    LOL

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Simon says:
    January 25, 2022 at 3:01 am

    ha ha ha LOL 😂🤣🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Corrie.S.P. says:
    January 25, 2022 at 10:34 am

    Haha. Us rotten teens.

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