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This entry was posted on Friday, January 28th, 2022 at 1:21 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Can Sodas Milk Bread – LOL! These are all great but that one made me actually LOL 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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I am a retired nurse and I have used IV drip valves and tubing on my plants! I was cool before it was fashionable to be cool… Makes a lot of sense for the plant.
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Yes, it does. 🙂
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I always checked payphones for change. Every once in a while I would get lucky.
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I never had a lot of luck with pay phones, probably because you got there before I did. I generally had better luck searching under couch cushions.
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This was too funny! I think I’ll be lazy and reblog. 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
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Thank you for the Schrodinger’s joke!
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Schrödinger is an endless source of inspiration for cartoonists and meme-makers.
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C₆H₁₂O₆, that sugar cube car is absolutely amazing. Very alert chemist who spotted all of that!
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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I love Schrödinger’s dumpster. And I have the mind of an artist!
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Yes, you do. 🙂
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The last one is the best.
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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These are terrific.
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