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This entry was posted on Monday, January 31st, 2022 at 12:12 pm and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
If you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. —C. S. Lewis
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is never putting it in a fruit salad.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
BRILLIANT, BB 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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“I wish I could fly” was especially well-done.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
A BUMPER CROP of chuckles, courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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So excellent! I had to look at “aaardvark” a couple of times to get it. That’s actually close to how I name important folders on my computer so they show up at the top, so I should have caught on faster. lol
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I do that too. 🙂
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Always so much fun. The dolphin, the ostrich wanting to fly, and the bear with the accent are my favorites!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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These are wonderful! I don’t know how you do it, Bluebird. You are amazing!
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Awww, thanks, Lady Q. ♥️ I will admit that I have a knack for knowing what sources to steal from. 😊
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You are the best thief I know!
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Took lessons from the thieving magpie (a distant relative of mine).
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Hilarious, BoB. I think poor Eeyore got the worst of the bargain! Hello to Baxter who should read your cartoons for a smile!
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Baxter has no sense of humor.
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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hahahahahaaaaaa Lol – Thanks BoB, they are all again fantastic! Enjoy a wonderful and also funny week! xx Michael
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Aaaardvark coming soon!
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I really laughed at the pogoing mouse. Thanks for more good ones.
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