Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I don’t know if I should cry or laugh.
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LOL 😂😂
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O.M.G. It’s a wonder how the species survives.
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To Quote Professor Minerva McGonagall, ‘Sheer, dumb, luck!’
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lol!
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yikes !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shouldn’t these people be in jail for child endangerment or abuse?
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner and commented:
So darn scary!
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Good grief … I have no words …
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This is one of the most disturbing posts you’ve ever run. Amazing, but horrifying.
The cradle set down nearly in a traffic lane — I think I’ve actually seen that one.
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Oh my gosh! These people are unbelievable and should be in jail. And to think they also vote as well as procreate!
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Cheer up. They’re probably too dumb to find the polling place. 🙂
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lol You do have a point.
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These are just scary!
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Let’s hope there are no wet nappies in the first one!
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Heaven help us…
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Some people! How do they stay alive?
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Family groups on bikes is so common in India, zip down the street like nothing!
But Bitter Bluebird, you’re scaring me here! Baby in a milk crate? Car seat in traffic? Upside-down in zoo….agh! Child abuse/neglect in broad daylight and seemingly so happy with it! 😵
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The second one is a common sight in Bali. I also saw a person moving an entire full-length palm tree on their motor bike, no joke. But the rest… egads. Horrifying.
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This is painful. Makes me what to beat up these ‘parents’.
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The horror! My eyes!!!!!
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LOL! Long ago I switched out car seats in the middle of winter and put the old one on top of the car while I got the baby buckled in the new one inside where it was warm. Of course I forgot the old car seat was sitting on top of the car. I freaked out dozens of people, all quite convinced I had just tied the baby to the top of the car and driven off.
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Have to wonder when the babies drinking beer seem to be the safest ones…
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I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I used to give my baby wine when she was teething to dull the pain.
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I guess as long as you didn’t sit your baby on a big box labeled “Danger! High Voltage! Keep Off!” it was fine…
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😀
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I certainly feel a lot better about my parenting skills after looking at those photos.
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I hear you. I might have been a mediocre parent, but I was never quite as bad as these schlubs.
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At least my mother put the beer in a baby bottle. I’ve seen packed motorcycles in Taiwan. It was insane to watch. Anyone that doesn’t believe in Angels needs to look at these. That’s all that’s keeping those folks alive. OMG!
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That’s what I was thinking — the kids’ guardian angels had to have been looking out for them!
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What could go wrong?
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Good grief!
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I’ve actually seen ads from the ’30’s and ’40’s that you should give a baby beer…
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I think I might have featured a couple of those in one of my vintage ads posts.
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I told you about the Vintage Ads group on LiveJournal, didn’t I?
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I think you did but I couldn’t figure out how to get into it.
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You can get there directly by going to vintage-ads.livejournal.com.
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Thanks!
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OMG!
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