Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
This makes you want to walk or stay home.
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I had one of these idiots just this weekend here at the apartment.complex I live in they have generous 10′ spaces and she parked so far over the lines the next person had to park over close to my truck on Saturday I could not get into the door. I didn’t know the second car owner but confronted the first offending car this morning and she was clueless and dismissive, so I filed a formal complaint with the manager who her office was just right across the hall and heard me talk with the owner and the owner received an lease infraction… I despise selfish, clueless people.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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OK, I’ll have to keep the car in the shopping cart return on my mind. I have little car. I can fit. That proves it. hahahaha
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That shopping cart one is pretty clever.
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Really makes one want to say, How in the world???
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One or two of those looked like they were serious accidents, not just dumb people with no reason to ever get behind the wheel! 😮 But some of them were really funny too. That twerp parked over two handicapped spaces might get a really nasty note from me or their car keyed. Special people make me twitch. 😦
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The one I love most is the sports car and the convertible, for a couple of reasons. First, is that the building behind them is labeled “Great Falls Eye Care”, which at least one of those drivers seriously needs. And, Great Falls is a very ritzy schmancy suburb of DC, full of very rich people, as evidenced by the expensive sports car and the antique convertible, so I’m not having any sympathy for the car owners here.
And I also drive a car small enough to fit into the cart return! But I’m not sure how you open the door to get out of the car once you’re parked. I could see someone putting a tiny car in neutral and carefully pushing it into the cart return as a joke.
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I guess they climbed out of a window, and left it open for when they cam back. people, eh?
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Oh my.. I didn’t think I was gonna laugh today. Ha! (Thank you, BoB — I owe you big-time!)
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Some of those make you wonder how they even happened. At least they’ve made me feel better about my parking skills 🙂
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I hear you. 🙂
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My favorite is the tiny car where the buggies are parked. LOL: It seemed to be fitting.
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The one with the off-roaded Jeep and the Corvette was deliberate, the guy in the jeep wanted to make the ‘Vette owner suffer.
Personally I would’ve parked ON TOP of the ‘Vette, but that’s me.
When I see somebody like this I let the air out of their tires. If they don’t want to be inconvenienced they should learn to park in a courteous manner!
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These are my people. Where is this country where drivers like me live?
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One wonders how some of these actually managed to get their cars where they did. Surely it would be considerably easier to park normally.
As to people parking at the wrong side of the car park, that’s because one idiot did, and others followed, like sheep. Brains turned off.
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I wish there was a cross-referenced photo attachment of the person who was behind the wheel of each one….maybe it would make more sense then?
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LOL!
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Um, some of them look a little too familiar. Teenage adventures in driving. For some reason, Dad was not pleased with my skills. But, let this be a lesson to all, never let Jason Bourne do your driving for you. Happy Spring!
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Just…damn…
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👽👽👽 Didn’t know if i should laugh or feel shocked…. So i ended up shifting between the two 😇😇😇 it can happen to anyone 😁
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