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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Put the phone down is my favorite! I wish I had one for my car.
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Me too.
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Haha! The best was “mm bacon” “jedi i am” and “im smrat”
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My favorite is “NoFksGvn”. I may have to actually try to buy one of those. Because I don’t give any, especially on the road! Hilarious birdie!! Brava! 😂🤣😆
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I especially love IM SMRAT, JEDI IAM, and KGB SPYY, although the latter might be a bit dodgy at the moment.
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Agreed. I wouldn’t want that one on my license plate at the moment.
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I just read your quote if the day. Has Stephen King ever been to an Arab country? In both Morocco and the UAE, people don’t look, and walk down the middle of the road. If Allah deems it’s their time to die, they’ll die, regardless. If he doesn’t want them yet, they’ll be fine.
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Interesting. I don’t think I could do that, but I have admit that I take the same attitude toward a lot of other things that certain people think I should worry about more than I do…
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All are good!
The topper of all toppers, however, is the VW Beetle that had FEATURE for the license plate. Can’t top that…
The one wanted when I was a kid was QQQQ.
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