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There is some theoretical amount of honesty that is indistinguishable from mental illness. —Scott Adams
Home is where you can say whatever you want because no one listens to you anyway.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
[…] Spring forward — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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True. First one is awesome.
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Love the spring forward. Now I can work in my yard longer. 🙂
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A couple of years back, I asked the neighbor how he adjusts the cattle for DST. He said, in Spring, you grab the tail and turn it clockwise. The opposite in Autumn. These are beef cattle — don’t know if it works with dairy.
I despise Slaving Time. We don’t change the clock on the mantle – we put a post-it note on it that says “+1.”
Our Senator said he’d like the US to abolish DST, but not go back to real time, instead keeping the clocks one hour off. (types.. deletes)
I realize some people like DST, and that’s fine with me. Folks can get up an hour earlier or start work an hour later, or whatever they want. Just get out of my clocks. Noon = sun at zenith. How hard is that?
/rant
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OMG! LOL! Cattleman humor. That’s great.
I f****** hate DST. It screws with body clocks/pineal. Can’t stop the Interwebs/Cell connection for the electronics but, I can damn sure keep my sanity with old alarm clocks.
No need to delete…LOL!
YES! When ye olde sun is directly overhead, that is NOON. You cannot escape that fact…you can ignore it but…
Rant on!
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Already?? AUGGGHHHH! (funny funnies though! ) Thanks Birdie! 🙂
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[…] Are YOU ready for it? From the birdie nest (the B.O.B. one, not the squirrel, just to be crystal clear). And since I have my doubts about how well the ‘press this’ link works, here’s the website. https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2022/03/12/spring-forward-2/ […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Brilliant
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Are you offering to create a support group for the DST affected?
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Someone probably should…
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Wait until they put all those minutes back on in November. It’ll go straight to their hips.
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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I was complaining about this in November. I did not expect my move to take care of the complaint. Now, I’m laughing. 😉 No DST in AZ
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I’m envious. I hate switching back and forth.
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Love the one with the chickens. I feel that same way about the cats at home.
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