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This entry was posted on Sunday, March 13th, 2022 at 12:55 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money wonβt buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
βOgden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always sayΒ βan ambulance.β
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
true.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. π
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Huh. No matter how hard I try I cannot ‘like’ the daily posts lately. Which means lazy people like me need to actually comment to show approval.
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And, there we go. It suddenly lets me ‘like’ just to make me look like a chowderhead.
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WP can be persnickety sometimes.
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Nah, glitches happen.
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I have the same issues.
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I think it happens to us all at times.
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I think you’re right. By the way, I just told someone who loved this post on my reblog, that you post something that makes me laugh almost every day — and some days, I think your blog is the only thing keeping me sane. π β€
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Awww, thanks — you’re so sweet. β₯οΈ
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πππππ π€£ππ
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Never mind, you can sit back and laugh at us in two weeks time!
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Ha ha – yes, for the coffee drinkers. Sadly I cannot drink it but wish I could. I could use a bucketful on a regular basis π
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD.
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Thanks Lady Q. β₯οΈ
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. π
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That is so true. In my case it is tea.
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This is so true ESPECIALLY if you have kids!
And I don’t even drink coffee.
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I just moved to Arizona. No time change here so coffee amount will remain small buckets full. Sorry to gloat. π
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Revenge on daylight savings time: Sleep in another hour π
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