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This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022 at 12:23 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
There is some theoretical amount of honesty that is indistinguishable from mental illness. —Scott Adams
Home is where you can say whatever you want because no one listens to you anyway.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
You realize that most of these are today politically incorrect, however I am not politically correct and I enjoy laughing. Thanks for making my day!
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These are excellent! Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Nothing like a smartass history teacher.
Chocolate saves all!
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I heard a woman say, chocolate and air, both vital for survival 🙂
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I love the last one and the chocolate one!
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…which reminds me, I need to get some lunch.
(Nothing made from SPAM??)
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Oh no! I ate all the chocolate!!
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These are terrific–not a clunker in the bunch! The Gerber Cream of Lutefisk gets my vote for Best of Batch. So glad I stopped by–I’ll be back!
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Love the last one especially.
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That one is my favorite. 🙂
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You had me at Irish guac! 🤣
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Milky way from Mars is tops but chicken and egg run right up there. These were all good. Where on earth or otherwise do you find these. Loved them all.
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Irish guacamole! … love it! 😀
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