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Fractured fairy tales
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Oooh, it took me a minute… Scarecrow doesn’t have a brain lol
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No brain, no brain freeze. 🙂
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Right!
I am reminded of the time when my son pulled up his pant leg to show my daughter and her boyfriend where he had recently had surgery on his injured knee. At that moment, both my daughter and the boyfriend grabbed the top of their heads and screamed. They were eating ice cream, you see, and had a simultaneous brain freeze.
My son said, “Come on, you guys, my knee isn’t that bad!” 😀
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These are amazing! Where do you find them?
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I spend way too much time online, and I have a knack for stealing other people’s stuff and using it for my own nefarious purposes. 🙂
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Hahah
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Stolen several of them as usual.
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You’re aware that what you’re stealing is stolen property, yes? 🙂
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Ha ha. I’m sure the person who drew them would want everyone to share? No? I’ll pretend I’m a PR agency and advertising for them.
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Good plan!
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Good ones!
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Every one is a jewel. 😉
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Very funny.
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Dating myself badly with this, but anyone else remember the Fractured Fairy Tales cartoons on Saturday morning TV?
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Of course!
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Keep forgetting that this kind of thing is probably on YouTube. More self-dating!
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Brain frEEze! 😀
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