Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Oh, dear . . .
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Because.
These are just too irresistibly funny (and scary in a few cases).
Thank you, Bluebird!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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You really should do these on Mondays, BoB!
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL — gasping for air — LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks Lady Q. ♥️
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You’re the BEST bluebird EVER 😀
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these are so funny; you did well collating these — and thanks to Boromax for bringing them to my attention ::)
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This was so me yesterday.
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Very funny, and scary!! What happened to the guy painting the window!
Thanks Bitter Bluebird.
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An especially fine selection, BB!
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OH what a lung cleaning I just had
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The car with the purse and the bag of groceries on the roof could be my girlfriends… 😄
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Thanks Nancy. ♥️
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My pleasure. 🐦
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Some of these are really scary. Imagine standing on that little board in the 6th one! And the men on the girder.
I love the tiny cycle lane, and the online death certificate.
I bet the painter wished he’d not left the paint in open buckets, though.
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That definitely showed a lack of foresight.
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I think the last one is the most stupid.
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Pretty hot competition for that honor…
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Haha
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The driver with the bags on the car roof? Been there, done that!
But some of these people are definitely candidates for the Darwin Award! Great Uncle Arthur is magnificent.
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Your Enterance led to a great litany of laughs. My fav: the Dairy Department’s lactose intolerant selection. 🙌🏻
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That last one was perfection!
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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Amazing – Lol – Thanks BoB! Have a beautiful day! xx Michael
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Heavens to Murgatroid! 🙂 … I’m constantly surprised our species is still in existence! 🙂
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It does seem inexplicable at times.
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Omg I shook as much from fear as from laughing.
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Brilliant! FYI 🙂 you need the South African flag on your flag counter, please
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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So funny!!
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I held in my giggle until I got to the last one and literally laughed out loud. Yes I’m going to file for a death certificate for myself 😂
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