Cartoons for literature lovers from John Atkinson.
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Priceless!
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These are wonderful.
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Reblogged this on ~ Trivial Music Silliness ~ and commented:
So, sue me. I want everyone to see these “Novel Crossovers” from John Atkinson, which the venerable ‘bluebird of bitterness’ has shared. Clever! Amusing! Inimitable! Well, maybe a little imitable. Maybe. Depending.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Very droll. Somehow, I don’t see myself reading any of those novel crossovers. I’ll wait for the movies to come out.
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This reminds me of the stuff Disney actually puts out now–revisionist stuff like “[some Hawaiian girl’s first name] Howser, M.D.” and other retreads of many shows with utterly different protagonists, as presented in their promos on Disneyplus. While I can see the interest in making something more feminist or more equitable etc., the messy blur of former titles and new pap conflated confounds me and worries me in equal parts.
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Hilarious!!! I’m laughing so hard I think I hurt myself!! Look for a reblog of this when I am online tomorrow! 😄😂😅😆
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These are great. John Atkinson’s Wrong Hands are brilliantly warped. 😀
The Dr. Seuss and Mr. Hyde cartoon reminds me of something my daughter said to her husband years ago when her toddler daughter was constantly watching Dr. Seuss. “I’m so exhausted, one of these days you’re going to find me dead. Dead, I said. Buried in a box with dirt on my head!”
After her daughter was grown, my daughter went back to school and became a licensed psychotherapist. Scary thought! 😉
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Dr. Suess one!
Absolute best!
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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:-)) Thanks for the fun, BoB! xx
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Thanks for sharing those funny and very thoughtful jokes, BoB! Before i will forget, i wish you a great weekend! xx Michael
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Great jokes. Shakespearean plays or family holiday? 😉
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Very funny!
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