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There is some theoretical amount of honesty that is indistinguishable from mental illness. —Scott Adams
Home is where you can say whatever you want because no one listens to you anyway.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
I can relate to the knight especially, BoB 😺😸😹
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Imagine if the noises in the attic really WERE due to an enormous cat . . .
Great memes! I love them all 🙂
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The last one is particularly pertinant. My daughter has gone away for a few days, and her eldest son (aged 27) had been given the task of looking after the cat and giving her a pill each day. Of course, Grandma was called in to help.
The armour would have been a brilliant idea.
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Or at least a pair of thick leather gloves…
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Yup: I used to think I should invest in a pair of falconry gauntlets!
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Thanks Jez. 🙂
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Most welcome
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Love the commentary with the flood one.
Also: “I sometimes wonder what happened to people who have asked me for directions.” LOLOLOLOL! (I actually have an excellent sense of direction and will also say I don’t know if I don’t, but this quote paints such a picture!)
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Loved them all.
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Takes bravery to shove a pill down a cat’s throat.
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