Sunday funnies

An oldie but goodie.

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house that he thought was unoccupied. He hadn’t gotten far when he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar froze.

After a brief silence the voice repeated, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar looked where the voice seemed to be coming from, and spotted a parrot in a cage.

“Jesus is watching,” repeated the parrot.

“Shut up, you stupid bird,” said the burglar.

“I’m not a stupid bird,” said the parrot. “I’m John the Baptist.”

“John the Baptist? What kind of idiot names a bird John the Baptist?”

“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

5 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. jenny_o says:

    Hahaha! Love it 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sue Cass says:

    I love it every time I see it.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Tricia says:

    Love that joke!

    Liked by 1 person

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