Jonah’s mother: “That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”
Mrs. Columbus: “I don’t care what you discovered — you still could have written!”
Mrs. Angelo: “Michael, why can’t you paint on walls, like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
Mona Lisa’s mother: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
Mrs. Bonaparte: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”
Mrs. Revere: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
Mrs. Washington: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
Mrs. Lincoln: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Why can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
Mrs. Edison: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Tommy. Now turn it off and go to bed!”
Mrs. Einstein: “But it’s your senior picture, Albert. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?”
Mrs. Locks: “I just got a bill for a broken chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?”
Mrs. Muffet: “Well, if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!”
Mrs. Kent: “Clark, your father and I have decided to get you your own telephone. Now will you quit spending so much time in phone booths?”

Mrs. Columbus and little Christopher in happier days.
LOL I share it with family and friends. Happy Mother’s Day, darling!
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Likewise. ♥️
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Thank you 😻
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Mrs. Ford: “Henry, do you think you can use one of your horseless carriages to take your mother shopping?”
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Awesome!
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Thank you!
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This is fabulous!
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Reblogged this on A Teacher's Reflections.
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Thanks Jennie. ♥️
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You’re welcome! Should I call you Bluebird?
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Sure. 🙂
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🙂
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You are brilliant. These are wonderful.
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I’d credit the original author, but I don’t know who it was — it’s just something I found floating around the interwebz. Glad you enjoyed it.
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I love these!! perfect.
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These are great! 😀
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These are great!
Mrs. Greenwood: Chester! What on earth are you wearing? And what made you think you could ask grandma to break apart and sew my furs on your hanger?!
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Buoyant and engaging, a treat. Thank you.
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