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There is some theoretical amount of honesty that is indistinguishable from mental illness. โScott Adams
Home is where you can say whatever you want because no one listens to you anyway.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Mark. ๐
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Several years ago, before my son graduated and moved out, my husband came downstairs, saying “I can’t find my reading glasses.”
My son looked at him and said, “They’re on top of your head.”
My husband was in his 50’s at the time.
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Hey, BoB: Are any of your relatives Cooper’s Hawks??? ๐
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Have to check — might be one somewhere on the family tree. ๐
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I can relate to ALL of these, but especially the last one ๐๐คฃ๐
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Thanks Chris. ๐
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Loved these but wish they didn’t hit so close to home! Love the baby picture!
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I love the playing possum bit! ๐
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Love them!
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thanks Nancy. โฅ๏ธ
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My pleasure ๐ฆ
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. ๐
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Thank you as well, BoB! xx Michael
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So funny and also true! ๐ Thanks BoB! Have a nice week! xx Michael
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That Pickles artist must have a hidden camera and microphone in our house.
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He’s been spying on a lot of us, I think.
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I love the 3rd and 4th best!
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Looking for my glasses! All the time! ๐ Thanks for the close-to-home giggles! ๐๐
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So beautiful and funny! .Loved to read it like childhood. Well shared thanks ๐๐๐ป
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[…] Senior moments โ bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. ๐
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I love Pickles! Thanks!
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One of my favorite comics to steal from. ๐
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[…] https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2022/05/09/senior-moments-19/ […]
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Thank you for the link. โฅ๏ธ
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ๐
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Lol have a giggle ๐
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Thanks Carol anne. โฅ๏ธ
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