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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
That first one was perfectly fine with me. What was wrong with it do you think?
I think the one of the tree in front of the garage is just pure perspective. It’s actually farther than it looks.
That one on the man holding the board with his back though🤣🤣
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LOL, I thought the first one was fine, too. Then I took a closer look.
Learn to
SMIM
With Us… 😀
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Ohhh! The spelling!! I thought it was maybe meant to be a mistake about babies swimming but I learned when I was a year or two old. Thanks for telling me!
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Right, that’s what I was thinking too, that it was about the babies. If I hadn’t looked closer, I would have missed it. Bluebird is a tricky one!
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Too True!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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My take-away from this is that some people only use their garage for storing objects, not cars.
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Our last house had a one-car garage that our car never saw the inside of. The lawnmower, bicycles, bike caboose, stroller, canoe, garden tools, garbage cans, and other miscellaneous stuff took up pretty much all the space.
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hard to choose the biggest “winner” of this group. Probably the toilet roll holder one. I bet the residents of that house have thighs of steel.
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Or extremely long arms.
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Some people have no imagination as to what might happen in some cases, like the man bent over with the board on his back, and the balconies with no floors.
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Those balconies are a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Yikes on so many of these! But the one that puzzles me the most is the sink and faucet.
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Wondering if the one with the “balconies” is just an early Frank Gehry. . ?
That bike lane looks like about half of the ones here >:-(
(Didn’t get the TP one at first because I have gorilla arms!)
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Some fine examples of construction in those pix. Several of them, it took me a second or two to get it. Oddly, didn’t see “SMIM” at first, because I speed-read it and brain filled in what I expected. Which is how it got as far along as it did.
Deja vu! Didn’t I just have this conversation?
😀
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Indeed you did. Chrissy and I ganged up on you today.
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#5 ~ at least he has a spare tire.
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Proof positive that the brain sees what it believes is there. These are priceless. Insane.
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