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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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The cup and wood are the best!
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Never gets old – seeing “faces” in objects. What a good remind of how close we are to our pre-historic ancestors.
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Wow, I love that first piece of luggage.
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Lol! Thanks for sharing 😊
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I’d be frowning too if I had a straw sticking out of my eye 😦
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You would? I would be screaming!
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And this was my second thought when I looked at it! 😀
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I don’t like to call attention to myself. 😉
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I hear you. But the idea of anything stuck in my eye freaks me out. It’s why I’ve been postponing much-needed cataract surgery for several years now.
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My daughter is like that. She can’t wear eye makeup because she can’t stand anything getting too close to her eyes. And my husband… he’s supposed to put in eye drops four times a day for dry eyes. Ha! No way that’s ever going to happen.
He did have cataract surgery, though. They put him to sleep for that.
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I’m going to need some serious sedation to get through it.
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I wish I could be there for you. ❤
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Awww, you’re so sweet. ♥️
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This is scary! That was my EXACT thought when I looked at that one!
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We must be sisters 😀
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Awwww. . . 🙂
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❤
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The pruner makes a very expressive face, and the barn owl is a masterpiece of folding. Liked the others too.
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That towel looks exactly like a contentedly-dozing cat!
These face-off posts are among my favorites! 🙂
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They’re always fun to put together. 🙂
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OH NO! The secret of pareidolia is, like the basic smiley, you get a hint of a face from nothing more than two dots and a line. But with that last one, we’ve entered new Cyclopian territory where one dot will suffice. Thanks, minions (or whatever they’re called!)
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Could be a minion, I guess. I thought it looked like Mike Wazowski. 🙂
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These are all great! Special prizes to the airplanes yukking it up, the drawer vomiting ties and scarves, and that embittered stapler. OK, and maybe that terrified little shaver too.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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some of these are especially freaky lol
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