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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Strangely, the one about WiFi actually happened. We were staying with my son and his friend in a Logis in Luxembourg when we went to the Grand Prix at Spa. The person in charge said exactly that. I wonder who said it first, her or whoever wrote that? Maybe they had been on holiday and stayed at the same place.
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I love your thought for the day!
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I like the Thought and the Quote for the day! So true. 😀
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Love this
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Great signs! Where can I get that Entertaining Cheese? 😃
Have a good weekend Bitter Bluebird!
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I’d like to find some of that entertaining cheese. Our local grocery stores only have the regular kind.
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😃
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Amen to your quote of the day and “talk to each other..” is my favorite.
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You made me Laugh Out Loud! Thanks, I really needed that!
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Mission accomplished!
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Good ones! “high score 58” lol
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LOL! That accounting one is so true. You’ll either be tucked away in a supply closet or working in a bathroom.
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