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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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LOL! I’m amazed to come across anyone who doesn’t like cats. Read those signs — we ALL were cats once!! 😉
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I’m going to be a cat in my next life, so I can get caught up on my sleep.
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Lol, sounds good!
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Wow. I appreciate my Ollie even more.
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Aww, they are so cute! My cat could have several signs like this, for example “the human can leave any food on the counter when I’m around”, “why should I use the scratching post when there’s the sofa” and so on =D
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I hear you. My daughter’s cat Figaro, may he rest in peace, also made it impossible for me to leave anything edible on the counter (and there were few things he considered inedible).
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Oh. My. I can relate to so many of these, especially the inability to have plants or nice furniture. Kitties gonna do what kitties gonna do, but it’s hard on household items 😀
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I can’t have houseplants either, and my furniture looks like… well, never mind what it looks like. This is a PG-rated blog, after all. 🙂
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LOL! Your furniture looks like . . . mine, probably 🙂
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I am no cat person and I can believe all these things are true, but goodness they are funny. I particularly like the couch cat and the headphone chewing cord cat. Lol.
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Poor baby eating all the cheese.
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My grandcat Oscar would do that, given half a chance.
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“We tried to kill Mommy’s friend”. Uhm, a human? I know cats that sometimes think about offing some human or other, but have rarely seen them attempt it. I really think Mommy might need to rethink her taste in friends!
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Haha! They are all so cute and guilty.
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Love this so much, I forwarded it to my son who has 2 very ornery cats. Just flat funny.
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