Some trolls do their trolling online. Others — like Michael — do it the low-tech way.
Some trolls do their trolling online. Others — like Michael — do it the low-tech way.
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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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I admire this guy’s ongoing dedication to the parodies
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He’s obviously having a good time. 🙂
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I think Michael needs a job. If he would come to my house at 8:17 Thursday morning he can start building me a sidewalk. He needs to bring his own materials and his cousin Martin can help.
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You might need to take a number and wait in line. Sounds like some other folks also want to hire him. 🙂
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I’ll spend the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out Michael-appropriate methods to wreak vengeance..
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This is hilarious; thanks so much for the smiles today 😀
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. This is just the kind of quirky humor that I love.
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I think Michael should write my next book. I need 80,000 words by the day after tomorrow. I can’t pay, but I would include his name on the cover, which he can knock up at the same time.
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It will be a best seller for sure!
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I wonder who actually wrote these.
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I think, maybe, Michael?
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Haha
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Michael happens to be my son. We took him for psychiatric counseling once. The counselor is still missing.
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He takes after his father, of course. The notorious ex. 😉
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That explains a few things…
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I have no words for this. Even if a joke, someone took the time to write all that.
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve read for ages.
Thank you Michael, whoever you are.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! I seldom post things that take more than a couple of minutes to read, but I had to make an exception for Michael’s signs. I love his wild imagination.
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Michael said he likes your wild sense of fun!
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“Michael” has far too much time on his hands. He needs (not in any specific order): to get laid, to find a job, to take up some hobby like needlepoint which takes tons of time, and lastly perhaps to visit with a qualified mental health worker. Potential (even that which is real hard to spot) is a terrible thing to waste! 🤣
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I was expecting a punchline … alas it was not to be. 😀 … Michael’s an idiot … an enterprising one but an idiot never-the-less.
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I think he’s just a guy with a wild imagination and an offbeat sense of humor who needed an outlet. 🙂
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I am so disappointed I missed the deadline for the Wedding Partner! ☹️☹️☹️
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Maybe next time…
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I would like to hire Michael to write comments in my name on Blogs I follow.
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He has a very engaging style, doesn’t he?
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This is hilarious, Bob.
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