An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
Then a hunchbacked Englishman came into the restaurant and asked the waitress for a cup of tea. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Englishman told her to give Jesus a cup of tea on him.
Then a redneck on crutches came in and asked the waitress for a glass of Coke. He looked across the room and asked, “Is that God’s boy sittin’ over there?” The waitress nodded, so the redneck told her to give Jesus a glass of Coke on him.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Irishman felt the strength return to his legs, and he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Then Jesus passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Englishman felt his back straighten out, and he did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus approached the redneck, who shrank back and hollered, “Don’t touch me! I’m drawin’ disability!”
bluebird of bitterness 
LOLOLO That’s todays mind set.
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Thanks Sue. ♥️
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A very inspiring story to share kindness with each other
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Gotta LOVE those redneck jokes!!
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Haha!
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