Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
oh dear. I repeat. Oh dear. Also, nothing says confidence like those girls in the pink dresses. Also. I went to Calvin College.Where were they hiding Tubby the Tuba?
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It was going on right under your nose and they didn’t invite you? You got swindled, honey.
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I remember Sam Goodbody! He used to be all over children’s TV, back in the day.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Some of those covers are downright surreal.
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Yep… makes me feel like I’m in the twilight zone…
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MY EYES!!
You owe us for this..
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You took the words right out of my mouth. We need a good lawyer.
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Or this…
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Perfect! Thanks, Bluebird, you saved the day 😀
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Hey, that’s what I’m here for.
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You’re the best, Bluebird! ❤
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Awww, thanks.♥️
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I’m pretty sure I dated some of those guys.
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Oh gosh! You are sooo right! I kept thinking Oh that is bad and then I would see the next one!
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Good grief!
Thinking that last one (“Sour Cream and Other Delights”) was meant to be a parody of Herb Alpert’s 1965 “Whipped Cream and Other Delights,” which my parents had.
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We probably shouldn’t admit we know this, though 😉
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Too late now; LOL! 😀
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Parody or homage, not sure which.
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What a surreal collection.
On The Links, the guy on the left has that smile that says, “Please! Help me! Get me out of heerrree!”
When I got to Sour Cream, I thought, as usual, BoB has saved the best for last.
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I usually try to save the best for last. Sometimes I succeed.
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True dat; LOL! 😀
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These look like characters from a nightmare. The longer you look the more disturbing they are. 😲
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Most of these just look dated and/or amateurish. But a few are distinctly weird. Slim Goodbody takes the prize, with Eddie Mack a runner up. And a (dis)honourable mention to Tozovac.
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These are some pretty strange album covers. At first I read Calvin College Band as Calvin Coolidge Band, which for some reason causes me great amusement.
Love,
Janie
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The last one made me think of Herb Alpert and the Tiajuana Brass, Whipped Cream, right down to the color.
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Now you’ve given me an earworm, Herb (not Alpert).
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😁
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I really, really want to be one of The Frivolous Five.
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There are things we can’t unsee; now, there are more!
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Try this…
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LOL!!
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Ha ha, I remember that Menudo cover!
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Never never never NEVER ever admit you knew Menudo. Or anything about him. Get help immediately!!
We now return you to your regular programming… such as it is.
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LoL! Ok, no more Menudo mentions.
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Those girls may have confidence but they look like they are posing for an awkward school picture.
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Life of the party is actually not that bad.
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Wow! But I don’t know, “The Life of the Party” looks pretty groovy! ✌️
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If one wants to find the answer hoe to top bad taste..,..Great selection, thanks!
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This post was NOT mislabeled!
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At least Zero Mostel was trying to be funny. Maybe one or two others were aiming that direction too; I’m not sure. J.
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Some truly horrendous ones here. Life of the Party made my eyes go funny. And how about Eddie Mack? How politically incorrect can you get?
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Gotta love Tino for his single jazz hand lol but that wench stalking crouched on that blokes piano is just creepy af! 😂
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