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This entry was posted on Friday, July 29th, 2022 at 7:40 am and is filed under comfort & joy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
If you build a better mousetrap, the world might beat a path to your door, or a rival mousetrap maker may beat you to a pulp. ―Gavin McInnes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I love the spinners, this is one of my favorite songs by them.
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Great quotes.
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It always makes me happy when I hear that someone actually reads those things. ♥️
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I always do and always enjoy your selections.
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This just made me smile…
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I remember when this was all over Top 40 Radio. Sigh.
(In my next life I am going to have a waist like the girl in the green top and red pants!)
Also, love, “The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.” —Paula Poundstone
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True story: I was in a situation where I was the only White guy at a party, Everyone was dancing but me, because I couldn’t dance and didn’t want to make a fool out of myself. Now I realize they were just making it up as they went along. Wish I knew that 50 years ago…
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