Sunday funnies

A pastor’s wife baked cookies for a party she was giving, and left them to cool while she went to do some errands. Before leaving, she put sign next to the cookies that read: “Thou shalt not steal. Exodus 20:15.”

When she arrived home again, half the cookies were gone, and next to the plate was a note in her husband’s handwriting: “The righteous man eats to his heart’s content, but the stomach of the wicked man goes hungry. Proverbs 13:25.”

 

9 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. Americaoncoffee says:

    How cruel. 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  2. The wife wisely countered with a different exegesis… using a rolling pin.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Oh yeah…. those are some great-looking chocolate chip cookies! Chocolate Chip cookies are my Kryptonite.

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  4. Cute story and great quotes.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. pkadams says:

    Those cookies look so delicious.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. BZZZzzz___ says:

    There is a man, he is dying in his bed in his home.
    Long

    He smells something amazing. It’s the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. And with his last strength, he gets out of bed, and he goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. And they are on a plate of four of them, just out of the oven. And with his last human strength, he reaches over to take one of the cookies, and his wife sees him, she rushes over, she slaps his hand, and she says, “No, they are for the funeral.”

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