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This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 at 12:30 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on wordrefiner and commented:
I need the oven mitts!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Wow. Glad I don’t live there.
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Oh, my. The ice cream truck is my favorite. Some days I feel just like it.
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I hear you.
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Literally LOLed at 854 degrees!
They’re all hilarious, though! 😀
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Yep. The thong thing (aka jandals, flip-flops) is real. Happens every summer here in Australia
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I believe it.
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Makes the current heat wave here look tame by comparison!
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This is just a little too real right now!
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It’s been pretty steamy here, too. My flowers seem to love it, though, and weirdly enough, so does my grandcat Oscar. He lies out on the screen porch all day, when he could be inside where it’s cool. I think he might be getting senile.
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All are exclusive especially the the shoe.😇😇
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wow!! 🙂
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Ouch! The oven mitts are a good idea. i may buy some to keep in the car! Thanks.
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Some of these are photoshopped – BUT which ones?!?!
I’m definitely not hanging around to find out. Glad I’m up north where this kind of stuff doesn’t happen!
854 degrees, a cool summer in the shade if you’re in a Foundry. Just sayin’
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I love that there’s photos of lots of genuine things me
Ting and then to finish it off with the last photo 😆👏🏽
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Hahahahah 🤣😂
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my sentiments exactly lol
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