I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

26 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. Brilliantly done, Bluebird! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. It is a wonder the human race survives. ๐Ÿคฃ

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  3. Some of them even have a poetic touch, like the one about the gate. One could try and do a philosophical interpretation of it.
    Btw I didn’t get it: should I press the button to exit? =D

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    • Depends on how badly you want to get out. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • ibikenyc says:

      I have to admit I wondered if this one were the obvious thing or if it were because all those signs contradict the push bar on the door that says “IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN.” Like, if you push the door, an alarm goes off, but if you push the button it doesn’t?

      (I’ve had days where I might just wait for someone else to leave and then follow them out!)

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  4. jenny_o says:

    Head-scratchers, for sure ๐Ÿ˜€ I especially like the gate to nowhere and the “kake” – that one would actually be quite fun to give to someone who likes to spot mistakes in other people’s writing – lol

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  5. Michelle says:

    I love cheap watermelon ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. red says:

    Exactly!

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  7. John Holton says:

    Be careful when you pll into the driveway, there isn’t one…

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  8. atimetoshare.me says:

    I don’t know where you come up with these, but they make me laugh. I even snorted a little at the toilet seat and the gate. I don’t feel so dumb anymore.

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  9. pkadams says:

    My best friend says that ! (Your title)

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  10. ktz2 says:

    This watermelon tastes funny. . . and is it supposed to crunchy?

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  11. SasjaL says:

    The last one reminded me about eBay. According to them, USA and China are often located in Europe, while UK isn’t …

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  12. Bev says:

    That first picture just happened to my daughter when they installed her new dishwasher. It got replaced, lol.

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  13. These are great! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  14. Hetty Eliot says:

    I love these. The driveway one is terrifying though.

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  15. So funny but a couple so scary they make me shudder.

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  16. V.M.Sang says:

    The toilet is hilarious.

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  17. ibikenyc says:

    First one: Half the apartments in Manhattan.

    I really want to know what the guy on the A/C is trying to do.

    All hilarious, as usual! Thanks, BoB! XD

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