Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Brilliantly done, Bluebird! 😉
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It is a wonder the human race survives. 🤣
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No kidding.
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Some of them even have a poetic touch, like the one about the gate. One could try and do a philosophical interpretation of it.
Btw I didn’t get it: should I press the button to exit? =D
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Depends on how badly you want to get out. 🙂
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I have to admit I wondered if this one were the obvious thing or if it were because all those signs contradict the push bar on the door that says “IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN.” Like, if you push the door, an alarm goes off, but if you push the button it doesn’t?
(I’ve had days where I might just wait for someone else to leave and then follow them out!)
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Head-scratchers, for sure 😀 I especially like the gate to nowhere and the “kake” – that one would actually be quite fun to give to someone who likes to spot mistakes in other people’s writing – lol
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I love cheap watermelon 🍉 😉😂
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Exactly!
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Be careful when you pll into the driveway, there isn’t one…
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Thanks, I think I’ll park on the street.
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You put any decent sized American car on those runners and you’ll need a new vehicle in short order. Unless there’s I-beams under them, NO WAY!
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I don’t know where you come up with these, but they make me laugh. I even snorted a little at the toilet seat and the gate. I don’t feel so dumb anymore.
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I think all of us need to be reminded now and then that we aren’t the only ones who have done dumb things. 🙂
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My best friend says that ! (Your title)
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Sometimes it’s the only thing to be said in one’s defense.
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This watermelon tastes funny. . . and is it supposed to crunchy?
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Might have been genetically modified…
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The last one reminded me about eBay. According to them, USA and China are often located in Europe, while UK isn’t …
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That first picture just happened to my daughter when they installed her new dishwasher. It got replaced, lol.
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These are great! 😂
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I love these. The driveway one is terrifying though.
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The stuff of nightmares.
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So funny but a couple so scary they make me shudder.
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The toilet is hilarious.
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First one: Half the apartments in Manhattan.
I really want to know what the guy on the A/C is trying to do.
All hilarious, as usual! Thanks, BoB! XD
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