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You have been warned
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Another great bunch! Darn funny 😀
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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No trespassing – favorite. lol
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The cows!
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The Caution Falling Cows sign comes from New Mexico, where I now live. The first time I saw one of those signs, I thought it was impossibly silly. Then we turned a corner in the highway and I saw for myself why that sign is a necessity. Free range cattle . . . mountainous terrain . . . the danger is real!
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Wow!
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Thank you for clearing that up! 😀
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Great ones. The best to me was about stopping crying before returning to work!! Once knew a staff sargeant who had been through two wars and was close to retirement. He got a cushy assignment near Boston, but ended up asking to be reassigned to Korea, because all his staff officers were women and at every meeting someone ended up crying. I kind of wondered if all countries had women officers, maybe releasing emotions through tears instead of anger might stop wars!!
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I posted something similar to your “In Case Of Fire” sign last week on One-Liner Wednesday. The most frequent comment was “amazing we have to tell people that.”
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Some things should go without saying, but…
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That’s why they put “Do not take orally” on tubes of Preparation H…
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I bought a bottle of half and half at the grocery store yesterday, and right next to the list of ingredients (cream, milk) was a warning: Contains milk.
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That’s Federal regulations for you…
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Thanks for the laugh, I’m trying to stay awake. Leave the building before you tweet is my favorite. Every one is priceless.
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Trying to picture feral goats. Some of the funniest signs we saw were in eastern Canada. I wish I’d taken a photo of the moose caution signs, with an irritated moose and a crumpled car.
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Now there’s one I’d like to add to my collection…
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Hahaha these are brilliant! I actually quite like that someone went to the effort to warn others the police are nearby – unless it was a prank and this person now has a bunch of free beer! As for the falling cow sign… Yikes!It’s even better how they’ve taken a stock icon of a cow and just rotated it nearly upside down 😂😂😂
Thanks for the giggles!
Caz xx
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My favorite was the sign to stop crying before returning to work. That sure sets the imagination in motion.
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Always funny ! Thanks fot these, plus different ones I hadn’t seen yet in ‘Related Posts’, I get a bonus being a semi-new subber !
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That one of the highway electronic text board, from last year, that said simply ‘DON’T’.. so funny – whatever you’re thinking about doing here, just DON’T !
It reminded me of the first rogue highway text message I saw, early-mid 80’s that said
‘Road Work Ahead, Reduce Speed … HEY! Pay Attention ! I’m talking to YOU!’ ahaha
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The second one reminds me of the time my dad stood outside the classroom waiting for a parent-teacher conference…. The sign said “O. McDonald.” So of course my dad made a comment. Later on in class, my teacher said, “And even one of the parents made fun of my name!” I felt embarrassed, knowing who the parent was….
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Unfortunately, some parents consider it their duty to humiliate their children whenever possible.
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Oh, I didn’t take it that way! Just a funny story
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Hilarious!
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I would love to know the ethnicity of Dr. Hedgeh’s name and how he pronounces it.
(I’d also bet s/he must be very tired of having to spell it all the time!)
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These are 👍. I love the one about late assignments. They go in the garbage bins. 🙂
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