Time to sign your kitties up for the fall semester! Space is limited, so don’t delay. Courses being offered include:
auto mechanics
art appreciation
sewing
modern dance
photography
fashion design
boxing
cooking
driver education
entomology
literature
botany
interior decorating
pet care
meditation
drawing
etiquette
martial arts
philosophy
pest control
hypnosis
music appreciation
animal husbandry
ornithology
equestrian arts
rock climbing
child care
singing
wealth management
canine intimidation
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
[…] Happy Caturday — back to school edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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LOL! Loved that “canine intimidation.” At Christmastime we had a great dane try to jump in my lap because he saw a cat and couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
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These are great! Clever and funny!
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funny. My kitties would enjoy Interior Undecorating
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Mine excel at that.
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Gotta’ reblog these. Love them – modern dance is my favorite.
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Reblogged this on Sue's Pen 2 Paper Blog and commented:
Modern Dance is my favorite but all are really cute!
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Thanks Sue. ♥️
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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These are so good! Thanks, BoB 🙂
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Purrfection!
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These are delightful, and hilarious!
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Exceptionally good collection here! Interior decorating cat and pet care cat are spitting images of the felines living next door, too.
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Cats really do excel at meditation.
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Aww, they are just perfect.
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Thanks so much for the sweetness and giggles.
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Are you saving the Christmas tree decorating for the Yuletide edition, BoB?
Great stuff!
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Best post ever! (in entire world) Love, love, love.
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Awww, thanks, you’re so sweet. ♥️
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