Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
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You are welcome.
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These are awesome. And the reboot one cuts close to the bone. It’s one reason I keep as little important stuff on the computer as possible … and have plenty of pencils and paper stored up 🙂
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Smart move. 🙂
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Took me way too long to figure out the Flintstone one
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I STILL haven’t figured it out … and I wouldn’t pass up some help 😀
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If you ever watched the old Flintstones cartoons, you know that Fred ‘s car used stone cylinders in place of wheels. 🙂
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Yes, I do remember that, now that you mention it – thank you 🙂
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It took me a minute to figure it out. 🙂
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These were good! You still have to wonder the minds that come up with this stuff. 😉
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[…] by Jean ReilandSeptember 10, 2022 Comments 0 Friday chuckles — troglodyte edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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I like the last one:
Life before the meteor.
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