Shortly after the new school year began, Mrs. Carlson got a call from her son Bobby’s teacher, saying that Bobby had been misbehaving in class.
“Now hang on for just one second!” said Mrs. Carlson. “I had him here for three months, and I never once called YOU when he misbehaved!”
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A father of five young children won a toy at a raffle. When he got home, he called his children together to try to determine which one should have the toy.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to Mother? Who always does everything she says?”
The children all replied, “You, Daddy!”
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Little Billy was practicing his violin, and the noise was making the dog howl. The combination of the violin’s screeching and the dog’s howling was driving Billy’s father crazy.
After putting up with the racket for twenty ear-splitting minutes, the old man finally exploded.
“Billy!” he shouted. “Can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Saved the best for last again. Thanks.
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Love them all, but especially the second one.
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Cute, without a doubt.
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