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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Hmmmm……🤔
That fox seems awful calm… Almost as if it’s tamed….
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They’re becoming bolder here in the UK. Partly due to people feeding them. A mistake in my view. I admit they’re pretty enough, though. Our estate has open plan front gardens so we can’t stop them with fencing.
We often have to remove fox poo from our lawn, and twice recently there has been a dirty nappy left; once on our lawn, and once next door. Disgusting.
And the horrific destruction they wreak if they get into a hen house is heartbreaking. They kill not only for food. I used to be ic Agricultural Science at a local school and we had a small farm. A fox once got into the poultry–no idea how. We had severely traumatized hens as well as dead and injuried ones. The fox even killed an extremely feisty gander. That must have been quite a fight.
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Ugh, that must have been horrible.
We have foxes around our house (we’re inside the city limits, but on the outskirts and with lots of wooded areas nearby) and I worry sometimes that one of them might decide to pick off our little porch kitty, Scruffy. Luckily, Scruffy is very alert and very skittish, and very quick to run and hide under the porch anytime he feels the least bit threatened. He might pick a fight with a gopher, but probably nothing larger than that.
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Oh wow. I hope they get under control. A few years back we saw a bald eagle catch one in our field. It was a grey fox.
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People here would get very upset if the authorities were seen to be culling them, and it’s illegal to do anything about it yourself. Not allowed to trap or poison them, nor set your dog on them on pain of a possible large fine or imprisonment.
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Oh no, that’s a bummer. Are there any programs for trap and release into a preserve or something?
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Not that I’m aware of.
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I have a raccoon that does that!
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Yes, they can be very accomplished thieves.
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You’re telling me, nothing is safe! I found my hummingbird feeders and suit cake baskets underneath one of our pine trees destroyed, and one night I heard my small wind chime and saw the little rascal run off with it, that is probably hanging from a tree outside their place, along with several flower pot decorations. We used to have a squirrel that would steal the American flags from people’s yards and used them to line her nest. 😊
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That’s funny! Wish I could see pictures of it. 🙂
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When the leaves fell from the tree, I spotted her nest and took a photo to show the neighbors, they got a big laugh knowing that the flags were being put to good use and not destroyed. I’ll see if I can find that photo, can’t remember if I took it with my camera or my phone, if I took it with my phone it’s probably gone, it wasn’t as easy to print photos back then from a phone.
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