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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 at 11:55 am and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. —Paula Poundstone
My kid accused me of being overdramatic, so I changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about five minutes.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
LOVE that last one! 🙂
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Yes!!!
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I bought Russell Stover chocolate covered marshmallow ornaments today. 😁
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“I want economics I can get outraged at” – seems all too common – lol
Love the reindeer off-season alternative jobs 🙂
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Have to keep those ungulates occupied. 🙂
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Anyone who truly wants to be outraged by economics has move out the country. As that last cartoon shows, we still live in the land of opportunity. We have leaf blowers.
I won’t say exactly where those desiring to be outraged should go. That would be political, but south would be a good direction. Short trip.
North could work too, but to be truly outraged would require a trip over the North Pole, and an accidental run-in with Santa could dampen some of that serious outrage.
Because of the rigor with which some of the nations in that direction practice certain arcane economic models, West presents the greatest opportunities to experience heart-felt outrage. Nevertheless, unless one is just looking for a short thrill, here the outrage must be experienced in silence, and that is bound to remove some of the fun.
Therefore, many may prefer east. However, that choice requires the most careful consideration. In some of the nations over there, in the coming season frigid cold, hunger, and desperate monotony are just as likely to be experienced as outrage.
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Hilarious.
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I love your thought for the day!
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Like so much else on this site, it was stolen, but I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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Brilliant! Headed to the store for a bag of candy of my own! 🙌🏻
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