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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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These are awesome, Bluebird. And terrifying!
Speaking of having the dumb — somehow, a whole bunch of blogs got deleted out of my list of blogs that I follow. Yours was among them. I don’t know how that happened, but I am following you again. I need my daily Bluebird fix. ❤
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That seems to have happened to a lot of people. WP can sure be glitchy sometimes. 😵💫
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I love WP, because without it, we would never have ‘met’. But the glitches… it kinda reminds me of my happy marriage. 😉
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Good point. 🙂
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Oh my, smh!
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I really wanna know how those bricks are staying on at all!
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Your guess is as good as mine…
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Those bricks!!!
And then there’s the dog leash and collar . . . gah . . .
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I think some of these are pretty clever and braining.
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😂 😂 😂
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Wow, I’m impressed – with the giant deliveries. But others need a call to child welfare….😵
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Some are funny and some are just scary.
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Oh my!!
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OMG! Is there dumb being sprayed in the air?
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These are hilarious! I just hope the one with the guy pulling the baby in the crate on the motorcycle is fake, though
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Funny, but frightening! I think humanity is devolving.
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Why, wherever would you get that idea? 🙂
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‘liking’ this post is more like ‘laughing & cringing’ lol
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