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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of Bluebird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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That last one is absolutely hilarious!
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That one was my favorite.
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I couldn’t leave Bubba the Terrible, a dachshund, in the truck alone because he would lock the doors. He also loved those tootsie rolls in the litter box, anything remotely food, coffee addict, stole cigarette butts…Well, he was a dachshund. Case closed.
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The shedding Corgi reminded me that I once worked with a woman who collected her dog’s hair, had it made into yarn, and then knitted herself a sweater out of it.
These all have me wheezing with laugher! 😀
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My little porch cat, Scruffy, appears to be part Himalayan, and his fur comes out in handfuls whenever I brush him. I always wish I could do something with all that beautiful long, soft fur. I’d like to make it into mittens or something.
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Aww, mittens 🙂
I say go for it! Just looked them up, and Himalayans are gorgeous!
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Well, Scruffy is a stray who just showed up here some years ago, so we don’t know anything about his provenance, but “Himalayan” was the veterinarian’s best guess. He might also be part Manx, because he has a short stubby tail.
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How cute! 🙂
(Sorry it’s taken me this long to reply!)
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These are hilarious. I love ever single one. So funny. And some resourceful dogs here. Shoplifting dogs, and locking parents out of the car, then opening the windows! Priceless.
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I’m sure the next car his owners get will have remote keyless entry.
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Yes, I agree.
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I recently saw a dog that had been left in a car, open the door, get out, and start roaming around the parking lot. I shooed the dog back into his car and shut the door behind him. The dog’s owner came out of the building just then and got all suspicious about why I was near his car. I told him what his dog had done and he obviously did not believe me. You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Maybe the parking lot’s security cameras caught it. (That’s how it always works in the movies.)
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I’m sure they did. The building adjacent to the parking lot contains our local hospital and the health department.
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The last one set me laughing out loud but they were all great. I needed that laugh.
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These days we need all the laughs we can get. 🙂
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I like that blue face. When my son was little, we had a toy poodle named Tootsie. One day I gave my son spaghetti for lunch. I stepped into the kitchen for a few minutes and when I came out I saw he hadn’t finished so asked if he wanted more before I took the dish to the kitchen. He ate more and when he finished I noticed that Tootsie had orange stains around her mouth. He had put the plate down so Tootsie could have some before he resumed eating. He was sharing, so it wasn’t Tootsie’s fault that they both ate from the same dish of spaghetti.
Love,
Janie
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thanks Nancy. ♥️
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My pleasure 🐦
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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Aww, so cute! 🙂 Thanks, BoB! Enjoy a beautiful rest of the weekend! xx Michael
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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The one who ate the clocks must be a good WATCHdog! (See what I did there?)
The cat wears socks?? 😀
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So funny 🤣
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