Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Awesome! I wonder if the Seekers’ album cover was to give them “cred” in the UK – after all, there aren’t many castles in Australia that I’m aware of!
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Mrs Mills looks like she knows a thing or two about parties, you can tell because everybody’s wearing dopey hats. . . ha
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Patrick Wolf or Fabio: it’s a toss-up who makes my heart beat faster…
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Fabio, for sure. Can you wait until dark?
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I can’t stop laughing! Thanks for the post.
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I had that Brother Dave Gardner album. It was pretty funny.
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I don’t know who should be locked up, the photographers or the artists? Maybe both.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My favorite is Captain Sky.
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Brother Dave Gardner was funny as hell back in the day!
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The yodeling whistler? No. Just no.
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Probably with a few bagpipe licks thrown in, eh!
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Oh, my! Just when I thought it was safe to sleep without the lights on…😳
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But, just listen to Ferrante & Teicher perform for you. (and you, and you) 🙂
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You never forget your first worst.
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But where’s Devo? 🤣
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Maybe next time. 🙂
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Yeah, where’s the Leonard Nimoy album? Huh?
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I posted Leonard Nimoy singing his song about Bilbo Baggins a while back and was excoriated by offended readers. Been leery of him ever since.
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There are some truly awful ones here, Bob. Brother Dave Gardiner looks as if his head belongs to someone else. It’s too big for the suit.
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I swallowed hard and examined ALL the album covers to make darn sure I didn’t have any, and it looks like I dodged another bullet!
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Ah, the fashionistas of the 70’s! 😀 … how can you whistle and yodel at the same time though?
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I wondered about that myself.
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Fabio was definitely the scariest
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The Que Locura album made me think immediately of Blood Sweat & Tears’ “Child is Father to the Man.”
(BST did it first: 1968 vs 1973.)
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I was waiting for someone to notice that! It’s what I thought of right away when I saw that one, and I figured at least some of my readers would notice it too, but you’re the first one. 🙂
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😀
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They do look a little silly.
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