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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.Ā āPaula Poundstone
My kid accused me of being overdramatic, so I changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about five minutes.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness⢠(no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterā¢, the beer they named for Bob
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Perfect Pooches, Courtesy of BlueBird š
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Thanks Chris. š
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[…] Itās a dogās life ā bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. š
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šGood stuff!
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LOL LOL LLOL . . . Thanks, Bluebird! I needed a good laugh right now. š
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š š š Bitches!!! LMAO!!
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Great! Thanks for the morning chuckles!!
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My pleasure. š
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Great ones! The looks on the dogs’ faces ar priceless. We have our own grumpy grackles around here!
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If you see Louie, give him my regards.
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Will do, I just hope he will reveal himself since he’s arrived with a whole flock of grackles!
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The Pavlov/Schrodinger killed me š
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Heh, š … great collection. š
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These were such a good way to end my day. I’ll sleep laughing out loud. š
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I especially love the woofer and sub- woofer, the chick magnet and Pavlov and Schrƶdinger.. oh, to hell with it. They’re all great! Thanks for the laughs.
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Thanks Michael. š
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The evidence why dogs will soon rule the world. Lol Thanks, Bob! Great entertainment as usual! Have a nice rest of the week! xx Michael
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[…] https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2022/11/15/its-a-dogs-life-26/ […]
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Thank you for the link. ā„ļø
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