It’s not as difficult as you might think.
It’s not as difficult as you might think.
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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money wonโt buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
โOgden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always sayย โan ambulance.โ
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
Sounds like an awesome Paw-Paw!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. ๐
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๐ I miss my TV watching dad .
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Well, he does make a darn good PBJ, but I guess he eats everything in sight… I wander how much paw-paw weighs?
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Perhaps better not to ask…
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I love this so much!
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My Daughter’s say exact thing for their grandmother too ๐
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This is so sweet. In South Africa, paw-paw is a fruit ๐
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Same in Australia too … they call it a papaya in North America. ๐
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Ouch! Poor Paw Paw.
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Reblogged this on Calculus of Decay .
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Thank you for reblogging. ๐
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I’ll start watching more TV
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